Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Kettering 0 - 1 U's

What's that I see on the horizon? It must be the glorious glow of mid-table mediocrity beckoning United forward; good bye Grays, hello Hayes and Yeading. Farewell Forest Green, ahoy Altrincham. The race for 12th is back on.

Excuse the heady optimism, but I think I'm still in shock at having seen United win a match. It wasn't the prettiest of victories, and indeed we were under the cosh for much of the first half. But we showed good resolve to match a very physical Kettering side, and had a few chances to win the match in the second period before Carlos Crow finally found the net.

The victory at least went some way to justifying the £16 admission price at Rockingham Road, if indeed anything can truly justify paying that amount of money to stand on a piece of sloping concrete and watch two terrible football teams scrap it out for 90 minutes. Kettering are hopeless, and the fact that they are still in contention for the play-offs says more about the lack of quality in the Blue Square Premier than it does about Lee Harper's managerial skills.

To be fair the Poppies weren't so hopeless that they couldn't dominate the first half, as United ceded possession to their hosts time and time again. Simon Brown had to be at his best to parry away an Elliot Charles effort which took a slight deflection en route to goal, before leaping to touch a Jordan Hadfield shot over the bar. Hadfield did beat the U's keeper with a curling effort from 25 yards, but this flew just wide of the post.

United had their chances on the break, with full debutant Callum Willock putting in an impressive stint of line-leading. If he continues this kind of form Big Phill's days could be numbered. Scott Neilson wasn't so impressive, doing little of note until his lofted through ball found Danny Crow all alone just inside the area, but he dragged an angled shot across goal and wide when he really should have tested Zema's bro, Nathan Abbey, in the Kettering goal.

It was a different story in the second half, with Willock and the previously quiet Simon Russell instigating a good number of promising attacks. Kettering were still a threat, especially from set pieces, and Aiden Palmer had to clear one header from roly-poly defender Ian Roper off the line after a well worked set piece.

But it was United who claimed the only goal of the game, seconds after Abbey had made a tremendous double to stop a header from Crow, then smuggle Neilson's follow up behind for a corner. The initial flag kick from Russell was cleared back to the on-loan York man, whose centre came off a gaggle of defenders and was picked up by Crow, who controlled the ball before firing high into the net. 1-0.

Kettering put together a bit of an on-slaught in the closing stages, but Brown wasn't really troubled unduly. The only scare came, naturally enough, following a corner, which one of their substitutes blasted high over the bar from close range. Three minutes of injury time were successfully negotiated with the help of the U's travelling faithful, who provoked a foul-mouthed tirade from Poppies captain John Dempster when they kept the ball after it had gone over the advertising hoardings.

Lingy would be justified in feeling particularly smug after our recent upturn in form. Our unbeaten run has coincided with him fielding a line up predominantly made up of his own players, and we now look (mostly) solid at the back and offer a sporadic but significant threat in attack. If we continue to apply ourselves in such a fashion any lingering relegation fears will soon be vanquished.

Man of the Match: Simon Brown - Two or three excellent saves from the big stopper, who also displayed sound handling when dealing with Kettering's numerous set pieces.




*To submit your 20-word match reports on the Kettering match, email cufcblog@googlemail.com, visit the U's Blog twitter page, or leave a comment under this post.

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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

It's common knowledge that Histon are all about saving money at the moment, and it seems the playing budget isn't the only thing being cut back at the Glassworld.

For the Villagers have landed themselves in hot water by chopping down a load of protected trees near their ground.

Stop laughing at the back, it's a serious business, and one which could see the cash-strapped Stutes lumbered with a £20,000 fine. To make matters worse, the perpetrators seem to have conveniently vanished.

"We had an address for them [the tree fellers] but when we tried to contact them there was no-one there. They are travellers and must have moved on. They have disappeared," a folorn sounding Tony Roach told today's CN. Travellers moving on eh, who could have forseen such a thing? I hope the Villagers got a receipt.

Histon seem to lurch from one disaster to another at the moment, with Roach, Uncle Fester, and the players contradicting each other from one day to the next. One can only think that it's karma coming round to kick them up the backside for all the gloating and smugness we have had to endure from the Glassworld in recent years, and hopefully they will be destablised enough that we can at least manage a draw in Saturday's match.

Before that United travel to Kettering tonight looking to extend our unbeaten run to five games. Is it too late for a play-off charge?

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20 word match reports - Barrow 0 - 1 U's

A couple of 20-word match reports for you on our win at Barrow. I've also added an additional one to the Oxford list which I hadn't spotted before (sorry Face!).

What an awful match
Pretty, ugly, whatever
A win is a win
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Ling's Awkward Smile

Pleased to see a win
It was unremarkable, which matters not.
The journey was long
That's by the by, eh.
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Me and the Palmer, get on fine

*To submit your 20-word match reports on tonight's match at Kettering, email cufcblog@googlemail.com, visit the U's Blog twitter page, or leave a comment under this post.

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Monday, 8 March 2010

Barrow 0 - 1 U's; Oh happy happy day

What a wonderful morning to be alive; the sun is shining, the birds are singing - or in the case of Royston's pigeons, crapping on the heads of unsuspecting shoppers - and United have finally won a match.

By the sounds of things our 1-0 triumph over the mighty Barrow wasn't the prettiest but, to quote Ian Holloway, at least we got her in the taxi to vanquish what has been a barren spell to end all barren spells.

New loanee Scott Neilson netted the winner on his debut, and much as I'm loathed to comment on a strike I didn't see, it sounds as if it was the sort of one-on-one opportunity which Robbie Willmott, the player Neilson was signed to replace, has repeatedly missed this season. To have someone in the side with a bit more composure in front of goal could make all the difference.

Reading Neilson's comments in yesterday's NLP, he doesn't sound too keen to stay longer than he has to, but with so many games in March he could be heading back to Valley Parade come the end of the month with United safely lodged in mid-table.

I know I shouldn't be getting ahead of myself, but with home games against Histon, Salisbury, and Tamworth coming up, there are points there for the taking, and if we can grind out a draw (or better) at Kettering tomorrow night the squad should be in good spirits ahead of the so-called derby next Saturday.

What sort of team Histon will be fielding remains unclear, with six of their big name players told to stay away from Saturday's match with Gateshead. "It's come to a point now when we had to take a stand and tell people that nobody is bigger than the club," laments Uncle Fester in today's CN. A noble stand, but one which could come back to haunt them if their new side doesn't gel quickly. The villagers probably still need two or three more wins to ensure they don't get relegated, and if they don't start picking up points fast we won't be the only ones looking over our shoulders.

*Send me your 20-word match reports on the Barrow match. Email cufcblog@googlemail.com, visit the U's Blog twitter page, or leave a comment under this post.

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Thursday, 4 March 2010

20 word match reports - U's 1 - 1 Oxford

Highlights of our draw with Oxford are on the BBC website now - you can't quite see the true sexiness of Danny Crow's nearly-goal, but none-the-less it's nice to see some proper video footage of one of our games.

And here for your perusal are a couple of 20-word match reports, courtesy of two of our tweeters:

Could of won, could of lost, would of taken a point at the start but feel a lil gutted that we didnt beat a very good Oxford.
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@jordan_worland

All about further - If Crow fell a yard further, if his shot went a yard further, a point further. Promising.
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@RounderBrighton

And a late addition;

Tonkin you legend
If only Coulson could score
Should've been a win
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Ling's Awkward Smile

And an even later addition;
U's one U's one.
I had tea in my flask rather than my normal coffee.
Is that twenty words yet?
- Face

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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

U's:1 Oxford:1 - surreal, sublime, stalemate

Some things go together naturally; Bangers and Mash, Chas and Dave, John Terry and the front page of the News of the World.

Some things don't. I have to say that if I was making a list of events I was unlikely to witness during my lifetime, then the sight of 80's television legend Timmy Mallett and United legend Paul Wanless kicking giant testicles at Marvin the Moose would have been quite near the top. But as anyone who was at last night's game will testify, it happened, and it was glorious. Half time entertainment will never be the same again.

The penalty shoot out wasn't the only strange thing that happened at the Abbey last night - United actually played quite well, albeit without winning the match. As Lingy said afterwards, you'd probably have taken a point beforehand, but there were chances for us to win the game against an Oxford side who are the best I've seen in the division so far this season. The way they kept the ball in the first half was exceptional, and up front their strikers Grant and Green pulled our defence all over the place.

Goalscoring hero big Brian Saah was my man of the match for a towering performance, no lingering problems with his tackle it seems, ahem. Both McAuley and Russell put in good stints in midfield, but I was disappointed in Ives, who had very little influence on the match, and Carden, who was rusty following his lay off.

Crowy ran his socks off as usual, and was denied what would have been the best goal ever scored, ever, by the agility of Ryan Clarke. If we can find him a decent partner then I think we'll be in business, and that man could be Callum Willock, who put himself about in an energetic 15-minute cameo. The same can't be said of Phillips, who again failed to make his mark, and I would consider handing the new signing a first start at Barrow on Saturday.

Ultimately it's no good talking about good performances if you don't get the points on the board, but I'm (still) confident that we're moving in the right direction. And with the games in hand we've got over the likes of Gateshead, Eastbourne, and particularly Ebbsfleet, we should be able to move away from the bottom three in the coming weeks.

*Send me your 20-word match reports on the Oxford match. Email cufcblog@googlemail.com, visit the U's Blog twitter page, or leave a comment under this post.

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Monday, 1 March 2010

Tamworth postponement leaves United on shake-y ground

Having awoken to bright sunshine in the town of Roy on Saturday morning, I was more than a little surprised to hear that our game with Tamworth had been postponed.

One suspects that a ref with more of a can-do attitude would have allowed it to go ahead. Certainly we have seen matches played in worse conditions in the past. But unfortunately we had the bloke (Rob Whitton) who scandalously sent off Stevenage's Daryl Murphy in the first leg of our play-off last year, and his choice to not let the match go ahead perhaps shows that his decision-making has improved little in the last nine months.

So there was nothing to do but wait with baited breath for the will they/won't they/will they/won't they/whothef***caresreally hand-shake between Wayne Bridge and England's Brave Love Rat John Terry ahead of the Chelsea - Man City game. As you probably know, they didn't, and I can't be the only one who thought it looked more than a little choreographed. I bet Wayno had been practicing his moves in the mirror all week.

The decision to postpone could be a damaging blow to United's fragile confidence, with three tough games coming up in the next ten days at home to Oxford then away to Barrow and Kettering. A nice, confidence-boosting, win over a Tamworth side whose form is nearly as bad as our own would've set the team up nicely for tomorrow night's clash with the league leaders. Plus there is the small matter of us now being in the relegation zone, which could also have a psychological impact on our poor little players. I can't see us getting anything against Oxford, but stranger things have happened I suppose.

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