Showing posts with label AFC Barrow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AFC Barrow. Show all posts

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

20 word match reports - Barrow 0 - 1 U's

A couple of 20-word match reports for you on our win at Barrow. I've also added an additional one to the Oxford list which I hadn't spotted before (sorry Face!).

What an awful match
Pretty, ugly, whatever
A win is a win
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Ling's Awkward Smile

Pleased to see a win
It was unremarkable, which matters not.
The journey was long
That's by the by, eh.
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Me and the Palmer, get on fine

*To submit your 20-word match reports on tonight's match at Kettering, email cufcblog@googlemail.com, visit the U's Blog twitter page, or leave a comment under this post.

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Monday, 8 March 2010

Barrow 0 - 1 U's; Oh happy happy day

What a wonderful morning to be alive; the sun is shining, the birds are singing - or in the case of Royston's pigeons, crapping on the heads of unsuspecting shoppers - and United have finally won a match.

By the sounds of things our 1-0 triumph over the mighty Barrow wasn't the prettiest but, to quote Ian Holloway, at least we got her in the taxi to vanquish what has been a barren spell to end all barren spells.

New loanee Scott Neilson netted the winner on his debut, and much as I'm loathed to comment on a strike I didn't see, it sounds as if it was the sort of one-on-one opportunity which Robbie Willmott, the player Neilson was signed to replace, has repeatedly missed this season. To have someone in the side with a bit more composure in front of goal could make all the difference.

Reading Neilson's comments in yesterday's NLP, he doesn't sound too keen to stay longer than he has to, but with so many games in March he could be heading back to Valley Parade come the end of the month with United safely lodged in mid-table.

I know I shouldn't be getting ahead of myself, but with home games against Histon, Salisbury, and Tamworth coming up, there are points there for the taking, and if we can grind out a draw (or better) at Kettering tomorrow night the squad should be in good spirits ahead of the so-called derby next Saturday.

What sort of team Histon will be fielding remains unclear, with six of their big name players told to stay away from Saturday's match with Gateshead. "It's come to a point now when we had to take a stand and tell people that nobody is bigger than the club," laments Uncle Fester in today's CN. A noble stand, but one which could come back to haunt them if their new side doesn't gel quickly. The villagers probably still need two or three more wins to ensure they don't get relegated, and if they don't start picking up points fast we won't be the only ones looking over our shoulders.

*Send me your 20-word match reports on the Barrow match. Email cufcblog@googlemail.com, visit the U's Blog twitter page, or leave a comment under this post.

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Monday, 10 August 2009

U's:0 Bluebirds:2

A lot may have happened over the summer, but if our first match is anything to go by, on the pitch it's very much as you were.

Gary Brabin's players, coached by Gary Brabin's former assistant, put in the kind of performance Gary Brabin's Cambridge United gave us all too often last year, especially pre-Christmas. Passing in abundance, pretty football in abundance, cutting edge in, er, the opposite of abundance. All that was missing to complete the feeling of de ja vous was a big bald scouser prowling the technical area like a caged rhino.

We even had Carden wheeling out the Brabinator's old catchphrases. We "footballed them to death" apparently, and while that may well be true, it's no good if you don't score. For me the game is a good example of why we shouldn't reappoint Brabin as, without a Rendell-esque poacher, his tactics are seriously flawed. Playing with two attacking wingers means neither of the central midfielders are able to commit too far forward, and if you have strikers who either want to drop deep (Crow, Beesley, Phillips), or run the channels (Holroyd), there's never anyone in the box when we've got the ball in wide areas.

There wasn't much to report in the way of chances in a first half dominated by United. Willmott looked about our most dangerous player, linking well with the lively front pair of Beesley and Holroyd. The winger curled a shot just over the angle of post and bar, then set up Holroyd for an effort which drew a smart save from Stuart Tomlinson. We were also denied a fairly obvious looking penalty when Parky exchanged passes with Beesley and was pulled back in the box by a defender.

Referee Martin had earlier marked himself out as a pedantic knob by harshly booking Barrow's Jason Walker in the first couple of minutes for the cardinal crime of failing to retreating at a free kick. He further incensed the visitors when he sent off left back Sean Newton, who picked up a second yellow for rash challenge on Holroyd in the 52nd minute. It was a lunging tackle, but perhaps a talking to only would have been sufficient?

I only say that because United are shocking against ten men, and fell behind when Carlos Logan pinged in an excellent free kick from just outside the area. No chance Danny Potter, 1-0 to the dark side.

Reason and Gleeson shot over from distance, before Glees went one better, picking up a pass from Beesley and hitting a peach of a half volley which Tomlinson acrobatically pawed away. But all United's efforts were coming from outside the box, and you never got the feeling an equaliser was imminent.

With minutes remaining, Barrow wrapped up the match, when the busy Walker latched on to a long clearance, and tried to flick it over Josh Coulson. The ball struck the unfortunate defender on the his outstretched arm for a clear penalty, which Walker himself converted, rolling the ball past the diving Potter. 0-2.

A lot of people moaned about the referee after the game, and while he gave us virtually nothing in the second half, United were the architects of their own downfall. The sad thing is you could have probably predicted the way the game was going to go before kick off, and while we didn't play that badly, a new manager and fresh ideas are needed asap.

Man of the Match: Dan Gleeson - Built on his excellent pre-season form with a faultless display.

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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Bluebirds:0 U's:2

On the odd occasion that I take my dad to a game he always makes me cringe by loudly repeating the same inane phrases.

His two favourites are "put your foot on the ball" or "look wide", both of which are skills far beyond the capability of your average Conference footballer. He's a QPR fan of the Bowles & Marsh vintage, so I suppose I can forgive him for having high expectations.

Worryingly though I've noticed that as I get older I'm going down a similar path, and regularly scream the same nonsense in the direction of the players. It's usually manager-speak bollocks like "keep your shape" or "have a word ref" or "how many more times", and while I'd like to stop I seem to be incapable of doing so. Someone please re-assure me that all football fans have their own catch phrases, I hate feeling like I'm a weirdo.

I've also taken to doing a Mourinho-esque double fist pump when we score goals, which is another thing I'm trying to eradicate for fear of giving a fellow fan an involuntary dig in the ribs. It's a bit safer in the confines of my flat (unless I'm sitting next to my girlfriend that is) so I was Jose-ing up and down the kitchen as news of Chrissie Holroyd's two goals filtered through from Barrow.

The Brabinator unsurprisingly found time to praise the travelling fans after the game: "They were brilliant again and they've made a right mess here for the stewards to clean up, so I think they've enjoyed themselves. It was a really tough fixture and it's a long way to come, and the travelling fans have shown how fanatical they are to come this far - I think they deserved to make that mess." Our leader wants to be careful about inciting fans to make a mess; as we speak he's probably being chased round Cumbria by a spade-wielding northern version of Ian Darler.

We're already five points better off than I predicted, and probably only need to win two of our last seven games to make the play-offs. If someone had offered me that back in January, when I was feeling a bit downbeat about our chances, I'd have probably been pretty pleased. Now the players can enjoy their 13-day break and hopefully come back refreshed and ready for the final push.

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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Are you local?

I work in Royston, a town so strange I sometimes think the local council should tack "Vasey" onto the end of it's name, in recognition of the similarities between here and the fictional setting of the League of Gentleman.

For example, today I was walking down the High Street, minding my own business, when I noticed an old lady pushing her dog along in a buggy. No child in sight, just the dog, it was quite surreal I can assure you. When people start phoning me up asking me if my name is Dave then I'll know I'm in deep trouble.

Sadly this weirdness rarely translates into interesting stories, something which apparently can't be said for Barrow. Witness two of the top ten news items on the website of their local rag, the North West Evening Echo: Dead Cumbrian man whose dogs stood guard over his body named and Barrow babysitter flashed breasts and asked boy, 10, for sex. I can only dream of such excitement in my life.

I hope the players can adapt to such alien surroundings, and against a Bluebirds side shorn of defensive hard bastard Steve McNulty and top scorer Jason Walker, we really need to be looking at picking up another win. Burton play twice before we take to the field again against Woking, so it's imperative that we keep the gap between us from becoming too wide.

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Tuesday, 19 August 2008

U's:2 Barrow:1 - Photos

Photos from Saturday's 2-1 triumph over the Bluebirds are available here.
All photos © Nadine Hébert

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Monday, 18 August 2008

U's:2 Bluebirds:1

R.E.S.P.E.C.T obviously doesn’t mean as much to Darren Sheridan as it did to Aretha Franklin.

Barrow’s joint manager can’t have received the memo about the FA’s much heralded respect the referee’s campaing, given the abuse he directed at Amy Rayner after she had sent his player off in the dying moments of Saturday’s game.

Sheridan’s frustration level was probably pretty high after seeing his side slip to a first defeat in 20 outings, as United clipped the Bluebirds wings to record a third successive win and ascend to the top of the division.

United had shown plenty of attacking flair in their first two matches and, by keeping a lively Barrow side at bay for 45 minutes, proved they have maintained the tenacity and resolve of last years squad. Although there are undoubtedly be tougher challenges ahead, it was dropping points against the “lesser” teams that cost us a title challenge last year, and it’s never a bad thing to be top of the league, even if it’s only three games in.

Lee McEvilly saw two shots fly wide of the target, and Felino Jardim firing straight at Tim Deacy in a one-sided first half hour, while Robbie Willmott, who enjoyed another impressive outing, and forced Deacy into a good save after being put clear by a clever Mark Beesley pass.

United hit the front in the 28th minute, when a Stephen Gerrard-esque cross field ball from Paul Carden found Jardim. He cut in from the left and fired in a low shot which Deacy could only palm into the path of McEvilly, who eagerly gobbled up his third goal in two games.

Barrow looked neat and tidy, and on this showing will not be following in the footsteps of relegation fodder such as Droyslden and Farsley. However, they only really threatened from set plays, with the swirling wind causing U’s keeper Danny Potter causing no end of problems

Pottsy recovered well to save from Lee Hunt, after his punch had presented the Barrow striker with a good chance, while Dan Gleeson had to clear another effort off the line after a break down in communication between Potter and Phil Bolland.

The equaliser came from a 36th minute free kick on the left, which was whipped in by Mark Boyd and saw Paul Tait climb highest to head in at the far post. The Brabinator said afterwards that he felt it should have been disallowed, but from where I was sitting the goal looked fair enough.

However, the visitors’ joy was short lived. Jardim was fouled 35 yards from goal, and Wayne Hatswell stepped up to unleash a powerful free kick which somehow found it’s way through Deacy’s hands and into the net. Not quite as spectacular as the one against Forest Green, but they all count. 2-1.

From a defensive point of view, the second half passed fairly uneventfully, with no alarms and no surprises, as Thom Yorke might say. Having said that, Bolland was lucky to stay on the field when he lunged in on Carlos Logan, but escaped with just a yellow card. Moments later the same player tugged back Nick Rogan but received only a stern ticking off from referee Amy Rayner, a decision which incensed the Barrow bench.

As United pushed for a third, McEvilly and Beesley both missed sitters, while substitute Chris Jones was denied by Deacy. And in the closing stages Barrow’s Mike Pearson picked up a second yellow card for bringing down Jardim.

So yeah, United were pretty good, without playing as well as they did against Kiddy. It’s a bit worrying that we picked up an injury though, with Carden succumbing to ankle-knack at half time, and being replaced by Ben Farrell, fresh from his narrow escape from the clutches of Histon Village. While Faz is a more than adequate replacement, if we continue to pick up injuries at this rate we’ll have run out of players by the end of September.

Man of the Match: Wayne Hatswell – United’s free kick specialist may not have had a good pre-season, but is certainly back to his best now.





Banner of the Match: One can only hope the Bluebirds are Blue effort from the Barrow fans is meant in a post-modern, ironic fashion, because otherwise I may start to believe that people from the north really are more stupid.

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