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You may remember that the Cambridge Evening News was making me cross last Friday due to the nature of their coverage of the Rendell Facebook business.
You may remember that the Cambridge Evening News was making me cross last Friday due to the nature of their coverage of the Rendell Facebook business.
Yeah, so this earthquake last night didn’t unduly disturb me, but apparently it was a mere aftershock of the tremor that caused Histon’s defence to wobble so badly that they conceded two goals in the last two minutes of their match against struggling Stafford, hehe.
When was the last time we scored direct from a free kick? I know Reedy had the one against Burton credited to him earlier this season, but it took such a massive deflection that I don’t think it counts. The last one I can remember before Wayne Hatswell’s thunderbolt on Saturday was Shane Tudor’s last minute curler against Mansfield in 2004, which seems like a life time ago. Answers on a postcard please.
But anyway, I’m getting ahead of myself. I must confess I wasn’t convinced about the 4-4-2 line up JQ opted for ahead of Saturday’s game, but it worked pretty well, with Morrison filling in adequately at right back and Hatswell looking solid on the left. Although Wolly didn’t really take to his unfamiliar right wing role, wandering inside far too often, the increased freedom afforded to Pitt on the opposite flank saw him get forward at every opportunity. The Pittster's crossing has also improved noticeably in recent weeks, perhaps as a result of some hard work on the training ground.
That goal arrived in only the fourth minute, when Reed was fouled about 40 yards from goal on the left hand side. With everyone (including FGR keeper Ryan Robinson) expecting a cross, Hatswell stepped up and thumped a tremendous effort into the top corner. To quote Alan Partridge, the goalkeeper was left with football pie all over his shirt, 1-0.
Like every other team that visits the Abbey these days, FGR lined up in a 4-5-1 formation, with the formerly prolific Stuart Fleetwood stationed on the right wing behind lone front man and former U Danny Carey-Bertram. Apparently Fleetwood has vowed not to shave his beard until he scores again, (he last found the net before Christmas) and if Saturday’s disinterested showing is anything to go by, it will be down around his knees by the time he inevitably leaves the New Lawn in the summer.
On this performance FGR reminded me of an inferior version of Burton, knocking the ball back and forth across the pitch neatly, but lacking any kind of cutting edge. The first half was dominated by United, with Pitt having a goalbound volley blocked, Boylan firing in a snapshot that was easily saved, and McEvilly showing some delightful skill to get away from his man and put in a low cross which narrowly eluded his inrushing striker partner Boylan.
The visitors were getting a helping hand from referee Langford, who seemed happy to award a free kick any time a player in green went to ground. The same privilege did not extend to United men, with Pitt in particular coming in for some rough treatment which wasn’t punished. This begs the question why the referee didn’t at any stage feel the need to book the winger for diving.
In fact Mr Langford is surely one of the worst of a long line of terrible referee’s we’ve had this season. Not quite as bad as that joker who awarded then unawarded a penalty in the FA Cup game against Aldershot, but certainly up there in terms of sheer crapness. In the opening moments of the second period the pernickety whistler denied United what looked like two clear spot kicks. The first came when Boylan escaped down the right and crossed for McEvilly, who looked set to sidefoot home until he was brought down by a defender. Nothing doing said Mr Langford. Moments later, Albrighton’s on target shot was blocked by the extended arm of a defender, again no penalty.
With DCB contributing very little, and Fleetwood setting up camp in Hatswell’s pocket, FGR’s only threat was the pacey Ishmael Welsh on the left. But despite a couple of excellent runs from the Yeovil loanee, Danny Potter was not extended at any stage.
Evil was having an immense game leading the line for United, holding the ball up with aplomb and also winning his share of headers in defensive situations. It was his persistence that created the second goal, as he chased a long ball over the top, and caused defender Mark Preece to chest the ball over his own keeper and into the net. 2-0.
With a comfortable lead in the bag United sat back, with Potter embarking on all his favourite time wasting routines. This frustrated the visitors so much that both Fleetwood and Chris Giles both went into the book after a scuffle which emanated from Giles leaving his boot in on the U’s keeper. Fleetwood finally got a chance to show us what he was made of in injury time, but after sidestepping a couple of challenges he could only role a weak shot into the keepers arms.
JQ also gave new loan Jack Jeffery a run out in the final 20 minutes, and he put himself about energetically to little effect. However, with the two Lee’s both giving good accounts of themselves, and Mark Beesley set to return to the squad for the York game, hopefully we will not miss he-who-must-not-be-named too much.Man of the Match: Lee McEvilly – A lung busting performance from Evil, who at times in the second half seemed to be everywhere on the pitch.
Semi-interesting fact of the match: Dan Chillingworth is part of a successful ten-pin bowling team. Perhaps the permanently-injured, non-scoring striker should consider a change of career.
Pete and the Pirates - Little DeathUPON hearing comparisons with Razorlight and the Kaiser Chiefs, I didn’t hold out much hope for Pete and the Pirates.
However, after giving their debut album, Little Death, several listens, I’m pleased to report that I was wrong.
For the record, Pete and the Pirates sound more like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (in their mellower moments) crossed with the Libertines or Supergrass.
They certainly have a style all of their own, and this means that Little Death is at times an engaging affair. Knots and Mr Understanding rattle along at a cracking pace, while Eyes like Tar features some delightful harmonies.
Not all the songs are quite so memorable, but even so, Little Death is certainly more Jack Sparrow than Captain Pugwash.
Top Tune: Knots
U's Blog rating: 3/5
Of course we all now know that Scott Rendell is in fact a greedy Judas bastard, who probably murdered Princess Diana, spends his spare time eating cute kittens, and generally epitomises everything that is wrong with "Broken Britain" (©The Sun). But before all this unsavoury business with Posh came about he was actually quite a good footballer. Despite lacking the abundant class of a Kitson, Guy, or Simpson, his unerring knack of being in the right place at the right time should ensure he carves a decent career in the football league.
Top Five Rendell Goals:
5: Ebbsfleet (H) 27/08/07
Before this young Scott had done little to suggest he would turn into a goal machine. But after coming off the bench to replace LFW, he nodded home an injury time equaliser that was to start a run of goals in four consecutive games. OK, so Michael Hyem’s initial shot probably bounced over the line anyway, but as Jimmy iwasagoodstrikeronceyaknowhaveievertoldyouaboutit Quinn will tell you, they all count.
4: Droylsden (H) 22/01/08
Probably his best goal for the club technically speaking, even if it did come against hopeless opposition. Receiving the ball on the edge of the box with his back to goal, Judas turned two players and arrowed a shot right into the bottom corner to complete his hatrick.
3: Weymouth (H) 01/12/07 FA Cup second round
We were terrible in this game, and it took a moment of Rendell skill to settle things. Lobbing the ball over a defender, he ran into the area and was brought down. Picking himself up, he coolly dispatched the spot kick to send us into the third round.
2: Wolves (A) 05/01/08 FA Cup third round
Another penalty. He didn’t do anything to win this one himself, but deserves all the credit in the world for keeping a cool head under pressure, and for spending the match running his heart out as lone striker. The less said about the now meaningless post-goal badge kissing the better.
1: Stevenage (H) 09/02/08
Saving the most important till last, this was another tap in, but one which could prove to be a pivotal moment in both teams respective seasons. Hopefully one of the other strikers will now be able to take over his fox-in-the-box mantle.
Interesting to see that JQ has confirmed messageboard rumours to the CEN & official website that Mark Convery was left out on Saturday due to the former York man's bad attitude.
I had high hopes for Mark at the start of the season, and still feel he has the skill to play the link roll between midfield and attack successfully. Unfortunately he has only displayed this sporadically, instead preferring to patrol the centre circle in most games contributing little.He also seems to have been carrying a few pounds since the start of the campaign. Is it a coincidence that he is sponsored by Spickett's the Bakers? I think not, and indeed who can blame him if he has been sampling a selection of their fine pastry based delicacies.
Anyway, yeah, hopefully he will knuckle down now and force his way back into the team, but then again he doesn't seem to be the knuckling down type, so we'll have to see. JQ's assertation that he might want regular first team football at this stage of his career would seem to suggest that his days at the Abbey are numbered.
Meanwhile, perhaps Jimmy began his search for the new Scott Rendell by taking in the Ipswich v Northampton reserve match on Monday. It remains to be seen whether he spotted anyone with the potential to turn into a money-grabbing judas git, but tractor boys striker Jordan Rhodes, who has experience of the Conference with Oxford, could be a potential target.
Although it's kind of got lost in all the Rendell stuff over the last couple of days, I just wanted to mention what a brilliant result it was at Halifax at the weekend.
Morning everyone. Apologies to Radio Cambs to start with, as it appears they were right and I was wrong, which just goes to prove there’s a first time for everything, ahem.
Scott Rendell’s imminent move to the Scummers is a disappointing development, and one hopes it won’t prove to be a fatal blow to our promotion hopes. Loyalty is for fans of course, not players, and no-one could expect any footballer to turn down a move which offers them (allegedly) a quadrupling of their salary. There is also no excuse for the vitriol left by some of our supporters on Rendell’s facebook profile.
However, this move comes a week after SR stated on Setanta that he wanted to stay at the Abbey at least until the end of the season. While he was hardly going to say “I’m just waiting for something better to come along”, there’s no need to go to the other extreme. Robbie Simpson spent the second half of last season sounding non-committal about his future and left the club a hero, whereas Rendell will now be castigated by all and sundry.
The real villains of this (if villains isn’t too strong a word) are Peterborough United, who now, because they have a bit of cash, think that they can conduct their transfer business in public, ala Chelsea. Fat Barry’s tried and tested method of unsettling Rendell by leaking that story to Radio Cambs last week has succeeded, and I would hope the CUFC directors are looking into whether an illegal approach was made to the player and/or his agent.
Here’s an early contender for the Stating the Obvious Award for 2008: I got onto the M11 this morning to be greeted with big warning signs saying FOG. Lucky they were there, I thought the reason I could only see about 10 metres in front of my face was that I was going blind or something, ahem.
Fortunately the mist which put pay to several matches in the BSP didn’t descend on the Recreation Ground, where United battled to a point against Aldershot. To borrow JQ’s favourite phrase, I think most people would have “bitten your hand off” if they were offered four points from these last two games, especially with Exeter and Torquay only managing draws last night.
And when you consider that the ‘Shot’s had won nine of their last 10 home games, it makes it an even better result, and one which extends our unbeaten record against the other promotion contenders. I vote that we split the Conference in half, SPL style, for the rest of the season, then we’ll win the title for sure.
Stupid non-league. I hate that these meaningless cup competitions take presidence over BSP fixtures. To make a football-less weekend worse, it was impossible to find a pub in Cambridge on Saturday night that wasn't full of egg-chasing fans jumping on the six nations bandwagon. Anyway, seeing as there isn't much U's news about, I've decided to have a look at what our rivals have been up to during the transfer window.
Aldershot
In: No one
Out: Johnny Dixon (Brighton)
The league leaders unsurprisingly seem quite happy with their current line up. Getting over £50,000 for Dixon, a squad player who was out of contract at the end of the season would appear to be good business as they have plenty of other players capable of scoring goals. I’m a bit surprised they didn’t add an experienced head or two though.
U’s Blog Verdict: No change
Torquay
In: Michael Poke (Southampton, loan), Roscoe Dsane (Accrington), Kaid Mohamed, Steve Adams (both Swindon).
Out: Simon Rayner (Boston), Leslie Thompson (Bolton – end of loan)Torquay have a bit of work to do if they are to catch the ‘Shots, and the signing of Dsane (pictured) could prove to be key. He has a great record in the Conference, and enjoyed a fruitful partnership with Gulls top scorer Tim Sills at Aldershot. Adams also brings considerable Championship experience to an already strong-looking midfield.
Verdict: Stronger
Stevenage Borough
In: Scott Laird (Plymouth), Ashley Westwood (Chester), Fred Murray (Stafford), Peter Vicenti (Millwall), Callum Willock (Port Vale), Clark Masters (Southend, loan), Wayne O’Sullivan (Hendon), Sammy Moore (Ipswich), Isiah Rankin (Grimsby), Elliott Buchanan (Boreham Wood).
Out: Barry Fuller, Stuart Lewis (Gillingham),
Craig Dobson (MK Dons).
The doors at Broadhall Way have been revolving at breakneck pace throughout January, as Peter Taylor reshapes his team in his own image. Although Westwood, Willock, and psycho Fred all look like sound acquisitions, Rankin’s record suggests he is the archetypal journeyman (watch him score a hatrick on Saturday now). The other newbies lack experience, and while they may be excellent players, you would have to think that the introduction of so many fresh faces, coupled with the loss of three key first teamers, can not be a good thing for them.
Verdict: Weaker
Burton Albion
In: No one
Out: Andy Gooding (Rushden)
Burton must have one of the strongest and most settled squads in the league, which is probably why young Nigel hasn’t been busy during the window. With quality players like Shaun Harrad, John McGrath, and Daryl Clare in their ranks, the Brewers are well set to maintain their promotion challenge.
Verdict: No Change
The Mighty U’s
In: Paul Carden (Accrington, loan), Ben Farrell (Bedford), Lee McEvilly (Accrington, loan), Wayne Hatswell (Rushden), Mark Beesley (Forest Green Rovers).
Out: Leo Fortune-West (York).On paper you would have to say JQ has done good business during the window. Hatswell is a solid addition to our already water-tight defence; Carden (pictured) and Evil are like superior versions of Danny Brown and LFW respectively; And Beesley’s link play could make all the difference. Like Stevenage, it remains to be seen how quickly the players will gel, but as ever I remain optimistic. Verdict: A-not-biased-at-all-honest-guv Stronger
The Rest:
Form team Exeter have lost Jamie Mackie, but Adam Stansfield has come in and taken over his mantle, and they look handily placed to break into the top five. Predictably, Forest Green’s form has dipped since Stuart Fleetwood stopped scoring, and although they managed to hang onto their top-scorer during the window, I suspect their lack of reinforcements will mean they fade away. No big changes at Ebbsfleet or Histon, and while I don’t see them making it into the play off place, it would be foolish to write either team off given their massive overachievement of the last few years . York are coming up on the rails, but have decided to handicap themselves by signing the Lemu. I suspect they have too much to do, but we’ll see. It should be an interesting run in anyway.
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