Wednesday 26 September 2007

U's:1 Shots:1

Meh, beaten at our own game. Aldershot came from behind to grab a late but deserved point in an enthralling game at the Abbey last night. Although it's hard not to feel a bit disappointed at conceding a last minute goal, I suspect most fans are happy at having taken four points off the two supposedly best teams in the league.


The Shots certainly lived up to that billing in the second half, but more of that later. United were unchanged, but feature new signing, Marvin Robinson, on the bench alongside the returning Gavin Hoyte. Within minutes of kick off Mark Convery almost latched onto a header from Rendell, but slipped as he ran through and the chance was gone.


The lively John Grant forced a fairly comfortable save from Potter before we took the lead with a cleverly worked goal, and yet another example of why the 'thugish' tag we seem to have picked up is a little misplaced. Convery lifted a great pass out to Gleeson on the right, who looped a perfectly placed header into the six yard box where Rendell and LFW were lurking with intent. Scotty the goal machine got to the ball first to score his 7th of the season, hurrah.


As ever, the goal gave us a bit of confidence, and with Wolleaston and Pitt to the fore, United began to carve the Shots apart: Reed shot over when well placed, Bull saved well from Rendell and LFW headed onto the bar from close range. At the other end a low shot from Straker was comfortably saved by Potter, while Davies curled a free kick wide from a good position.


Although United started the second half fairly well, with Pitt again tormenting Rob Gier (who was substituted shortly afterwards), the visitors began to exert some dominance, using Lewis Chalmers' mammouth throw to optimum effect. United should've doubled their lead when Gleeson got free kick on the right and forced a superb save from Bull. The rebound fell to Pitt, whose lofted shot looked goalbound until Bull raced across to make a fantastic one handed save.


It was probably United's last clear cut chance, as the Shots laid siege to our goal. Day's header looked to have crossed the line but was cleared, while Soares and Elvins also shot over and wide respectively. When Wolleaston (presumably feeling the effects of the injury he's been carrying) was withdrawn, the U's lost any semblence of grip on the midfield, and took to randomly blasting the ball clear in any direction.


It was inevitable something would have to give, but we held out until about three minutes from time. Sub Joel Grant twisted and turned, before chipping over a cross which Dave Winfield headed in at the far post.


There was still time for Robinson, who surely enjoyed one of the shortest and most ignominious debuts in U's history, to recieve a red card. Having recieved an (admitedly harsh looking) yellow for a clash with sub Dean Smith, he clattered, Rooney-style, into Day and got his marching orders.


As I said, a draw was probably fair enough. We were better in the first half, they were better in the second. Aldershot are probably the best team we've faced so far - quite similar to Stevenage but with a better plan 'B' - and should be there or there abouts. I suspect if Danny Brown was playing, or if Wolleaston had stayed on the pitch, we may not have got so over run and the result could have been different, but never mind.



Man of the Match: Courtney Pitt - The Pittster enjoyed one of his best games of the season, with
some solid defending and tricky runs forward. He gave Rob Gier no end of problems and it was no surprise to see him substituted.






Mystery Man of the Match: That bald bloke who does the warm ups and things - Who is he? I've seen him at a lot of the games this season doing various tasks before and during games. Answers on a postcard please...

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Saturday 22 September 2007

Stevenage:1 U's:2 - In Pictures

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. More later when I have time and have calmed down a bit.


EDIT: Right, I guess it's a bit late for a proper report on Stevenage so instead I've produced this pictorial summary:
United fans travelled to Stevenage in large numbers...

...and recieved the customary warm welcome from the hosts.


After a concerted spell of pressure, Mark Convery lept like a salmon to give United the lead...

...which Rendell doubled in the second half.


Some theatrics from Miller resulted in a penalty and threatened to get Stevenage back into the game...


...although in the aftermath Lewis was sent off for head butting Morro.

The hosts had a few chances, but United played out time to secure an excellent victory.




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Friday 21 September 2007

CUFC in Nature

Number 2: Rob Wolleaston and an Otter


Wolly?


Tarka?

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Stevenage

So the Stevenage game is fast approaching and I'm feeling as excited as Roman Abramovich at yesterday's Mourinho-less Chelsea training session (just in case you're confused by the reports in today's tabloids, I can confirm the 'special one' ISN'T dead).

I know it's not a proper local derby as such, but it should be a good day. Plenty of U's fans, decent atmosphere, and hopefully the right result. It's nice to see Stevenage manager Mark Stimpson jumping on the Cambridge-have-LFW-therefore-must-be-a-bunch-of-thugs bandwagon, telling today's Herts Mercury:

"It will be a real clash of styles, one team that plays football against a side that is very, very big and we're going to have to be ready for the physical challenge."

So here's to a 3-1 United win, with goals coming from those thuggish power houses Quinton, Convery, and Pitt then...

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Wednesday 19 September 2007

Alty:0 U's:3

Woooo, best start since the 50's now, even listening to 90 minutes of Steve Line's 'humour' hasn't dampened my spirits. I'm actually really excited about Saturday, it's about time we gave Stevenage a beating on their home turf...

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Tuesday 18 September 2007

U's:2 Red Devils:1

“Effectiveness, that's a virtue in a team. Even when you don't play well, you get an end product. And that's what we're lacking.”

These are the words of Gus Hiddink, coach of Russia, after England handed them a tonking last week. If Steve Evans was as intelligent or thoughtful as the Dutchman, he might’ve said something similar after his Crawley side became the latest victims of Jimmy Quinn’s invincibles last weekend.

In fact, effective is probably the best single word to describe United’s season so far. As has often been the case in the opening weeks, the opposition (In this case Crawley) probably created more chances on Saturday, but we took ours when they came and, as any good cliché-spouting manager will tell you, that’s what football is all about.

JQ made two changes, one expected (Peters for the injured Hoyte) and one not so (Convery for the rested Pitt). Crawley of course have one of my favourite all time players, Paul Raynor (left), as their assistant manager. I remember him fondly from my youth as the man who introduced me to proper swearing, as he stood on the touchline by the Habbin shouting “for f*cks sake pass me the f*cking ball you f*cking tw*ts,” or something similar. It’s a shame he’s now employed by surely the most corrupt club in the Conference at the moment.

Darren Quinton had the first chance of the game when a clever header from Gleeson put him clear on goal. Unfortunately his shot was too close to visiting keeper Ashley Bayes, who made a fairly comfortable parry.

United had much of the early possession, but fell behind to a sucker punch goal. Tyrone Thompson lofted a free kick into the area, where Guy Madjo tumbled under an innocuous looking challenge from Mark Peters. Unfortunately ref Amy Rayner saw what no one else (including most of the Crawley players) saw, and awarded a penalty. Amidst a crescendo of boo’s, Madjo dispatched the spot kick past Danny Potter.
Rayner was displaying her usual take on the rules of football, ie no contact shall be allowed anywhere on the pitch. Both teams were tumbling around all over the show trying to take advantage of this, meaning the game was very stop-start in nature. United again took the initiative, without creating too much, while Crawley strikers Madjo and Pittman both missed glaring opportunities on the break to extend their sides lead. The closest we came was in first half stoppage time when Rendell’s header from a corner was pushed onto the bar by Bayes.

But United roared out of the blocks in the second half with two quickfire goals. The first was created by Reed, who cut onto his right foot and delivered a peach of a cross. Rendell got the faintest of flicks to take the ball away from a defender and into the path of LFW, ghosting in at the back post like a, er, big lanky ghost, to power the ball past Bayes.

The turn around was complete a couple of minutes later. A corner was half cleared to Mark Peters, who found Leo with another good cross. This time Bayes got a hand to his header, but could palm the ball out to Rob Wolleaston who knocked it in from close range.

Now United were rampant, but they couldn’t get a third goal, as the game wore on Crawley began to get closer and closer to the goal as they looked for an equaliser. Subs Vieira and Joseph-Dubois both missed good chances, while Madjo was denied by the alert Potter. There was also time for Glenn Wilson to receive his marching orders after substitute Pitt tumbled theatrically over his trailing leg.

The final action of the match saw Potter dive bravely at the feet of Madjo, securing another crucial three points. If we can go and get something at Altrincham tonight, we’ll be well set for the games against the top two coming up next week.

Man of the Match: Rob Wolleaston – A close run thing between him, Morro, and Gleeson, but Wolly’s shaded it with some energetic running and accurate passing

Chant of the Match: Courtesy of the NRE - “We are invincible, we are invincible, we are invincible, we are invincible.” Repeat till hoarse.

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Friday 14 September 2007

The 'P' Word

Despite our unbeaten start to the season, there seems to still be a fair bit of negativity amongst fans at present.

One persons negativity is another’s realism I suppose, and to be fair we’ve more false dawns than Lapland lately so it’s not surprising that a lot of die hard U’s don’t want to get carried away on a tide of optimism. The main argument seems to be that eight games is not a long enough time period to judge whether a team can mount a promotion challenege. So, seeing as I have nothing better to do this morning, I’ve decided to investigate whether this is the case or not, with a little help from the mine of statistics available on our official website.

Lets go back a couple of years to our first season in the Conference. After eight games, the top of the table looked a bit like this:




Of the top five, Accrington and Grays finished 1st and 3rd respectively, while the other three – Exeter (7th), York (8th), and Dageham (10th) – all faded away. Into the play-off positions came Hereford, Halifax, and Morecombe, who after eight games occupied positions 7, 11, and 8 in the league. The mighty U’s were sitting 18th, and in the midst of a five game losing streak, having just lost 2-0 at home to Woking. We of course went on to finish comfortably in mid-table.

Moving onto last year, this is the league table at the eight game mark:



Oxford and Daggers swapped places in the final reckoning, while the other three plummeted. Grays (19th) ended up in relegation trouble, Aldershot (9th) floated along aimlessly, and Weymouth (11th) had their well documented financial problems which saw them slip out of the promotion race.

In their place, Morecombe (10th), York (7th), and Exeter (9th), all made the play offs. The less said about United’s season the better.

So I guess that’s pretty inconclusive. It seems that a couple of the early pace setters are likely to mount a sustained challenge, while the other three could slip away and be replaced by a trio of teams lurking in the pack. Looking at the standings as they are now, you would have to say that Stevenage and Torquay look best equipped to go the distance. Below those two United are one of about ten teams vying for the other three places.

Whatever happens, a good start has usually meant a top ten finish, which after last seasons troubles I’m sure most U’s would welcome with open arms.

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Friday 7 September 2007

CUFC in Nature

The first in a (probably very) occasional series of lookalikes.

1. Leo Fortune West and a Tyrannosaurus Rex

King of the Dinosaurs?

BSP Player of the Month?

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Wednesday 5 September 2007

U's:1 Blues:0

This unbeaten lark is good fun isn’t it. Jimmy Quinn’s invincibles made it seven games without defeat last night thanks to new goal machine Scott Rendell’s 48th minute header.

Like ourselves, Grays Athletic seem a much improved side compared to the rabble that visited the Abbey last year, and United can be pleased to have beaten them fairly comfortably, despite the narrow scoreline.

Two changes to our lineup saw the injured Lee Boylan replaced by Rendell, while JQ continued his policy of rotating the centre halves by replacing Peters with Michael Morrison.

The match almost started in spectacular fashion when Albrighton met Reeds corner on the edge of the area with a Paul Scholes-esque volley which flew narrowly wide. Reed then saw a low shot tipped round the post, while a couple of dangerous crosses from Pitt and Gleeson fizzed across the goal ahead of the inrushing strikers. The missing Boylan would surely have put one away.

Danny Potter’s only save of the half (and indeed of the match) was a comfortable one from a Craig McAllister header, while at the other end the best chance of the half fell to Quinton, who took advantage of a deflected pass and bore down on goal. With options in the middle he elected to shoot, and saw his shot fizz inches wide of the far post with the keeper beaten.

The second half saw United step up a gear, and they hit the front three minutes into the half thanks to our best goal of the season so far. It started with the eventual scorer Rendell, who intelligently flicked a long clearance from Potter into the path of Pitt. He couldn’t get the cross in himself, but held the ball up before laying it off to Reed. His cross was inch perfect for Rendell, who got there ahead of LFW to ram the header past Ross Flitney.

United could’ve added to their tally shortly afterwards, with Gleeson pulling a shot wide, Grays defender Adam Gross almost putting through his own goal, and LFW heading a teasing Pitt cross just over the bar.

As the game moved into the last ten minutes, Grays flung men forward looking for an equaliser, but couldn’t break down United’s resolute backline. They put a couple of shots wide, while Jamie Stuart headed onto the roof of the net, but in general Potter wasn’t troubled, punching clear dangerous crosses on a few occasions.

In patches I felt United played their best football of the season. The usual problem of the midfield being too deep was apparent in the first half, but in the second the trio of Wolleaston, Reed, and Quinton, particularly the latter, supported the front men well.

The defence looked solid as ever, the wing backs were afforded more space than the Ebbsfleet game and upped their games according, and both strikers harried the Grays defence. Particular praise should go to Rendell, who ran himself into the ground during his first 90 minutes of the season.

It’ll be a different proposition on Saturday against Exeter, but we should be able to hold our own, as long we don’t have anymore strikers injured that is.

Man of the Match: Mark Albrighton – I need to find some alternative words for solid. A real captains performance.







Semi-interesting fact of the Match: As an apprentice at Chelsea, Danny Potter lived mainly on a diet of crispy pancakes. I suspect the army of dieticians that look after Premiership players these days wouldn’t be overly impressed.

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Monday 3 September 2007

AOB: Testing times for Christine

The world athletics championship has passed me by a bit. I suspect I’m not the only sports fan in this country (or across the globe) who couldn’t even feign interest for what is essentially an event held to fill the gaps between Olympics’ (or should that be Olympicses?).

Nevertheless, with nothing better to do early on Saturday afternoon I decided to watch the relay finals in the hope that they might quicken my pulse somewhat. They didn’t, but I did witness the most parochial display of punditry I’ve seen since Ian Wright’s antics at the last world cup.

The culprit was our former champion runner, Steve Cram, who launched into a passionate defence of Christine Ohurougu, the athlete who won gold for Team GB in last weeks 400m race. Ohurougu has just completed a 12-month ban for missing not one, but three drugs tests. Because of this some members of the press and public have seen fit to criticise her, suggesting that her victory may not have been, ahem, entirely down to her natural speed.

“What people on the outside don’t understand,” opined Cram, during his long defence of our honest British boys and girls. “Is that these athletes are taking drug tests every day. Christine has tested negative on many occasions, and doesn’t deserve the kind of criticism she is getting now.”

Well if they’re getting tested every day how did she manage to miss three tests Steve?

Drug testing is, as Cram rightly points out, a massive part of Athletics nowadays. Ohurougu is obviously a talented sprinter, but cannot expect to neglect such a large part of her professional life and not get criticised by 'people on the outside'. Cram's attempt to try and turn the issue round and suggest that she is the one who has got a raw deal is unlikely to win her any new fans either.

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