Jimmy defects

According a much loved local family newspaper whose name this blog has decided to no longer mention, Jimmy Quinn is set to become a Histon fan for the night as they take on Aldershot. With JQ's welfare in mind, I've compiled this handy list of phrases which he can utter to ensure that he fits right in amongst his fellow Stutes, er, diehards:

"What do you mean Histon FC existed more than two years ago?"

"I never miss a match at the Glassworld unless Man Utd/Chelsea/Spurs are on tele."

"I've written to Amnesty International about those nasty, demeaning, pen pictures in the United programme on boxing day."

"Doesn't John Beck look nice in his little shorts."

And of course, not forgetting the most important one;

"COME ON YOU RIP-ROARING STUTES."

Meanwhile, in the same wholesome family scandal rag, Pinocchio says "It's a bit of a myth about the players having shackles on them and being robotic." However, footage of a recent match at the Glassworld would seem to suggest otherwise:

Anyway, yeah, lots of our promotion rivals are in action tonight. York has already done us a favour this week by beating Exeter, so lets keep our fingers crossed that Rushden, Grays, and Halifax, as well as Histon, can follow suit and do the business against Ebbsfleet, Burton, and Torquay respectively.