Crawley

I was lacking the required inspiration to write something ahead of tonights trip to Crawley until I found these little gems from fat Scottish fraudster, sorry manager, Steve Evans on their official site.

“Jimmy Quinn should stop playing up to his fans," said Mr Kettle. “There is only one side going to win the league this year and they are Aldershot Town.”

Before he nipped out to meet that pot he's going to call black, Evans found time to heap praise on the Pittster, saying rather bizarrely: "He has two good feet and is lightening quick; although he is young he is a proper mans man."

Steve obviously hasn't read Courtney's post match interview from the Woking match, which suggests he is less of a mans man than he was before the rather painful sounding penalty incident, ho hum.

Anyway, I'm off to do battle with the M25 shortly. Hopefully it will be a worthwhile exercise culminating in another three points. Bounce bounce!